Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Morris Family Faux Christmas Letter 2008







I thought I would post our Christmas Letter on my blog because I didn't get a chance to send it out to everyone this year. Enjoy!


Merry Christmas Family & Friends

This year was much like the previous years, a few changes, but pretty much the same.


Let's start with our youngest, Brie Ashely. Brie is doing somewhat better this year. So far she hasn't been sent to the Principal's office at all this year. That is already a BIG improvement from last year. Jade and I are so relieved that we haven't gotten any notes from the teacher saying that she is in trouble for doing arm farts or for lifting up her shirt! So, you know, that's a blessing right there.

Zachary is 12 now and a Deacon. Jade and I are really happy that he hasn't dropped the sacrament tray, yet. On the first day of summer he was out back practicing casting and got his fishing line stuck in the telephone lines. There's still a floater up there. We were just grateful it wasn't the power line. We haven't had to take him to the Emergency Room all year. That's another blessing!


Josh is 13 and seems to have all the answers to EVERYTHING. Jade and I wish were were as smart as him. We are convinced that he should to into LAW. He is so great at arguing. Truly a marketable talent. Another talent Josh has worked on and gotten really good at this year is "sulking". He really rocks at sulking.


Brandon is out on his mission. It's a darn good thing, too because he was such a pain in the butt that I told him he was outta here by Feb 13th one way or another. I also let him know that if and when he came home from his mission he could stay 2 weeks here and not a day longer. No more mooching off the parents. I have plans for that bedroom.

Brittanie graduated from BYU in April and Jade and I were THRILLED! I bought a new Tahoe a week before she graduated. Now that we weren't paying for tuition I could afford something for ME! (ME,ME,ME,ME!!!)


Jade is still working non-stop. He has been working a lot in Vegas. I wonder sometimes, though. He ALWAYS comes back a little more tan after each trip. He says it's from having the top down on his car, but I'm not convinced. He is still a High Counselor and so he's in a lot of meetings. He still has a problem staying awake when he sits on the stand at church. In the pew I can at least nudge him. He always appreciates it when I do that!

Me, well I'm doing great, as always. This year I finally got to use reading glasses. I've always wanted to wear a pair of glasses that I have to keep putting on and then taking off. One of the highlights from this last year for me has been realizing that I have entered into a new "category" in life. I have now entered the category of women who are called, "Mam". I'm hearing this a lot lately. I look around to see what "old" lady is by me and then I realize that they are referring to me. And then of course I got to go and have that swell Sleep Study done not once, but TWO times. Yeah, that was definitely a highlight from 2008.

Well, as you can see, we are all doing just the same as always. Hope that you're doing the same, too.

Merry Christmas!


The Morris's



4 comments:

Brittanie said...

Haha, the sarcasm in this is something I really hope people pick up on. Though, it's not too hard, if they know you; it's pretty obvious to catch your drift here! I thought it was pretty hilarious!!!

Debi and John said...

I enjoyed this letter, too! The Book of Jade letters are always a treat to look forward. Thanks for ours in the mail.

Love you!

I enjoyed the elf dances of the missionaries and your family. Good job!

Jaimee said...

I posted our Christmas Card on my blog as well. I was having a hard time finding everyone's addresses so I figured I would blog it and send some out so hopefully we will hit everyone. Merry Christmas!

Satisfied said...

Hey you, I saw some pictures from Christmas, and I think you could hardly qualify as looking like a grandma! You're just gorgeous! That probably just means you'll be the most fun :)

We passed through your town on our way home last night, and I wished we had a reason to stop in and say hello! I hope you had a wonderful time celebrating the holidays!